<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" ><channel><title>Seth Neal (dotCom)</title> <atom:link href="http://www.sethneal.com/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.sethneal.com</link> <description>all about the man, the myth, the legend: Seth Neal</description> <lastBuildDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 20:49:11 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2</generator> <xhtml:meta xmlns:xhtml="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" name="robots" content="noindex" /> <item><title>The Zen of WordPress Security: A Guide for Newbies</title><link>http://www.sethneal.com/blog/the-zen-of-wordpress-security/</link> <comments>http://www.sethneal.com/blog/the-zen-of-wordpress-security/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 16:37:49 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Seth Neal</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[WordPress]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Plugin]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Security]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Tutorial]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sethneal.com/?p=888</guid> <description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m a big fan of WordPress. A WordPress site I run is responsible for putting food on the table for my family! And if you remember, I&#8217;m One of the 3 Most Important People in WordPress&#8211;and I have the certificate to prove it. (I&#8217;m not really; long story). WordPress is great because it is simple and accessible [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m a big fan of WordPress. A WordPress site I run is responsible for putting food on the table for my family! And if you remember, <a title="I ♥ WordPress" href="http://www.sethneal.com/blog/i-love-wordpress/">I&#8217;m One of the 3 Most Important People in WordPress</a>&#8211;and I have the certificate to prove it. (I&#8217;m not really; long story).</p><p>WordPress is great because it is simple and accessible for almost anyone to use. And because of that, <a title="22% of websites run by WordPress" href="http://wordpress.org/news/2011/08/state-of-the-word/" target="_blank">LOTS of people use WordPress to run websites these days</a>. Maybe you do too.</p><p><strong>What&#8217;s less simple is keeping your WordPress installation secure from those who want to turn your site into an Adult-themed Drug Store.</strong> WordPress Security is a HUGE topic. And there is a lot you should be doing (and even more you could be doing) to keep your site secure. And if you know what those things are, <em>this post isn&#8217;t for you</em>.</p><p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-933" title="Better WP Security Logo" src="http://d2ip1fnf2mgjyv.cloudfront.net/zoolander/wp-content/uploads/better-wp-security-logo.png" alt="The Logo for Better WP Security" width="200" height="200" />However, <strong>if you consider yourself to be a newbie when it comes to WordPress security, read on.</strong> I&#8217;m going to walk us through one of the simplest ways to secure any WordPress site using&#8211;what I consider&#8211;the best WordPress security plugin out there!</p><p>The plugin in question is called <a title="Better WordPress Security" href="http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/better-wp-security/" target="_blank">Better WordPress Security</a>. Its developed by <a title="Chris Wiegman" href="https://plus.google.com/106733074404640170242" target="_blank">Chris Wiegman</a> of <a title="Bit51" href="http://bit51.com/" target="_blank">Bit51</a>. And <em>this free plugin</em> is the <strong>first plugin I install on any WordPress site I work on</strong>. I kid you not.</p><p>However, <em>setting this plugin up correctly is important</em>. And there are many things you can do to <strong>completely bork your site</strong>. So&#8230; read along and find out how this guy (I&#8217;m using my thumbs to point at myself right now) uses this plugin to harden all my WordPress installations!<span id="more-888"></span></p><h2>Pre-steps: Update your Installation</h2><p>Update your WordPress installation and all your plugins and themes. You should be doing this anyway. While you are at it, go ahead and delete all the themes and plugins you aren&#8217;t using. You should be doing this anyway too.</p><p>Next, make sure you have your permalinks up and running (Settings -&gt; Permalinks) and make sure you have your timezone properly set (Settings -&gt; General).</p><p>Okay! You are ready to go!</p><h2>Step 1: Install</h2><p>Easy enough. Go to Plugins -&gt; Add New. Search for &#8220;Better WP Security&#8221;. It&#8217;ll be the first option most likely. Install and Activate.</p><div id="attachment_906" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 610px"><img class="size-full wp-image-906" title="Install Better WP Security" src="http://d2ip1fnf2mgjyv.cloudfront.net/zoolander/wp-content/uploads/install-better-wp-security.png" alt="Screenshot of Installing Better WP Security" width="600" height="200" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Security Bliss is just around the Corner!</p></div><h2>Step 2: Backup Your Site</h2><p>Go to Better WP Security either from the plugin page or from your menu on the left. Since version 3 the first option this plugin gives you is to backup your database. <strong>DO IT.</strong> Do it even if you are using some other backup tool&#8211;or think you are.</p><div id="attachment_908" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 610px"><img class="size-full wp-image-908" title="Backup your WordPress Installation" src="http://d2ip1fnf2mgjyv.cloudfront.net/zoolander/wp-content/uploads/backup-your-wordpress-install.png" alt="Screenshot of Better WP Security" width="600" height="200" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Always Backup Yo!</p></div><h2>Step 3: Give Better WordPress Security God-like Powers</h2><p>I know. You&#8217;re scared. <em>You should be.</em> But do it. You can still use this plugin without doing this, but you will have to do many of the operations manually. And since you are reading this post, chances are you don&#8217;t want to do these things manually.</p><div id="attachment_909" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 610px"><img class="size-full wp-image-909" title="Give Better WP Security God-like Powers" src="http://d2ip1fnf2mgjyv.cloudfront.net/zoolander/wp-content/uploads/give-better-wp-security-god-like-powers.png" alt="Screenshot granting Better WP Security God-like Powers" width="600" height="200" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Great Powers come with Great Responsibility... or something.</p></div><h2>Step 4: Secure your Site from Basic Attacks</h2><p>You&#8217;ve finally reached what will become the regular &#8220;home&#8221; page of Better WP Security, the Dashboard. Except, you are going to be prompted to &#8220;Secure your Site from Basic Attacks&#8221;. The answer is YES of course. Its easy. Just click the button. Do it.</p><div id="attachment_910" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 610px"><img class="size-full wp-image-910" title="Better WP Security One-click Protection" src="http://d2ip1fnf2mgjyv.cloudfront.net/zoolander/wp-content/uploads/better-wp-security-one-click-protection.png" alt="Screenshot of Better WP Security's One-click Protection" width="600" height="200" /><p class="wp-caption-text">One-click is all it takes!</p></div><h2>Step 5: Fine Tune your System Status list</h2><p>Congratulations! You&#8217;ve come a long way, in 4 easy steps. Your site is already much more secure than it was just 15 minutes ago! But there&#8217;s even more you can do (and should do) to bring your WordPress install into Security Nirvana (that doesn&#8217;t truthfully exist, but its my blog so I can say whatever I want).</p><p>Your System Status list will look something like this:</p><div id="attachment_913" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 610px"><img class="size-full wp-image-913" title="System Status list" src="http://d2ip1fnf2mgjyv.cloudfront.net/zoolander/wp-content/uploads/system-status-list.png" alt="Screenshot of the System Status List" width="600" height="200" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Red, Yellow, Blue and Green! I can do colors mom!</p></div><p>You want this list to be as green as possible. Beside each numbered Status there is a &#8220;Click here to fix&#8221; link. That&#8217;s the easy way to address these issues.</p><p>But, for the purposes of this tutorial we are going to go through Better WP Security&#8217;s menu options.</p><div id="attachment_914" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 610px"><img class="size-full wp-image-914" title="Better WP Security's Menu" src="http://d2ip1fnf2mgjyv.cloudfront.net/zoolander/wp-content/uploads/better-wp-security-menu.png" alt="Screenshot of the Menu" width="600" height="200" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Lets use the Menu instead of the System Status list</p></div><p>&nbsp;</p><h3>Admin User</h3><p>WordPress used to create the first user as &#8220;Admin&#8221; by default in the installation. You had no choice in the matter. This made it easy for people who wanted to access your installation because they already knew what to put in the user field. If you still have an &#8220;Admin&#8221; user, its time to change that.</p><p>If you&#8217;re not using the Admin user because you setup another Administrator on the system and always login with that other account, go to &#8220;Users&#8221; and delete the Admin user (be sure you don&#8217;t delete any posts associated with them).</p><p>If, however, you still ARE the Admin user. Lets change that here. Better WP Security makes it super easy to do so. (You will want to make sure you have backed-up of your database as well as given Better WP Security God-like Powers in Steps 2 &amp; 3 or this won&#8217;t work.)</p><div id="attachment_916" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 610px"><img class="size-full wp-image-916" title="Destroy the Admin User" src="http://d2ip1fnf2mgjyv.cloudfront.net/zoolander/wp-content/uploads/changing-the-admin-user.png" alt="Screenshot of Changing the Admin User" width="600" height="200" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Admin, it was fun while it lasted.</p></div><p>Note: If you are / were logged in with the Admin user you will now need to logout and log back in using your new username!</p><h3>Away Mode</h3><p>The first thing you need to make sure you do is in your WordPress Dashboard Menu go to Settings -&gt; General and make sure your Timezone is correctly setup. Don&#8217;t know your UTC/ GMT? <a title="What is my Timezone?" href="http://whatismytimezone.com/" target="_blank">Go find that here.</a></p><p>The basic idea with Away Mode is you don&#8217;t need to access the admin area of your website 24 hours a day. So, for instance, when you sleep, you can lock it down. I lock all my sites down between midnight and 6AM. You may want to use different hours. Whatever choice you make, remember, you can&#8217;t access your site&#8217;s Admin Dashboard at that time.</p><div id="attachment_918" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 610px"><img class="size-full wp-image-918" title="Enable Away Mode" src="http://d2ip1fnf2mgjyv.cloudfront.net/zoolander/wp-content/uploads/enable-away-mode.png" alt="Screenshot of Enabling Away Mode" width="600" height="200" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Locked Down Daily: Midnight to 6AM</p></div><h3>Ban Users</h3><p>The ability to Ban Users (via IP address) and Ban User Agents is a powerful feature. If you know who the bad actors are, you simply don&#8217;t let them access your site. Its easily one of my favorite features of this plugin (especially the Ban User Agents feature). But, as with some of these features, <strong>you should probably skip this</strong> unless you absolutely know what you are doing! After all, most of the time, you actually WANT people to get to your site!</p><p>If you&#8217;d like a list of the Users and User Agents I personally ban, <a title="Contact" href="http://www.sethneal.com/contact/">email me</a>.</p><h3>Content Directory</h3><p>I love this plugin, <em>but this particular feature is bad news</em>. Its the easiest and quickest way to bork your site. <strong>Just don&#8217;t do it.</strong> Move along people, there&#8217;s nothing to see here other than heart-ache and pain. We are talking 7th circle of hell people. Are you getting my point? Run from here. RUN!</p><h3>Database Backup</h3><p>If for some reason you didn&#8217;t Backup your database in Step #2, you get a second chance here. <strong>Do it.</strong> Back it up daily. Seriously.</p><h3>Database Prefix</h3><p>Much like the Admin user, the default for WordPress installations used to create MySQL tables with the prefix &#8220;wp_&#8221;. So your comments table would look like, &#8220;wp_comments&#8221;. Turns out, that made it easy for anyone to know exactly what your table names were in your database. Not good.</p><p>So here is where you change that. But, before you do: <strong>MAKE A BACKUP IF YOU HAVEN&#8217;T ALREADY!</strong></p><div id="attachment_922" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 610px"><img class="size-full wp-image-922" title="Change your MySQL's Table Prefix" src="http://d2ip1fnf2mgjyv.cloudfront.net/zoolander/wp-content/uploads/change-table-prefix.png" alt="Screenshot of Better WP Security " width="600" height="200" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Being Random is one of the Laws of Security.</p></div><h3>Hide Backend</h3><p>Note: You&#8217;ll need to have your permalinks setup in Settings -&gt; Permalinks for this feature to work correctly.</p><p>Although this feature doesn&#8217;t bring as much pain and destruction as the &#8220;Content Directory&#8221; option above, I don&#8217;t use this on many of my sites because I have had some issues when upgrading plugins and WordPress itself. I&#8217;d skip this.</p><h3>Intrusion Detection</h3><p>The Intrusion Detection area attempts to block bad actors from your site if a certain criteria is met. The area has 2 sections: 404 errors (attempts to reach a webpage that doesn&#8217;t exist) and file modifications (files that have been edited in some way).</p><p>Both of these will be turned on by default if you&#8217;ve followed along on this tutorial. However, for my <a title="Boise Real Estate Guy" href="http://www.boiserealestateguy.com" target="_blank">real estate site</a> I have really scaled down the 404 detection. Why? I literally have 1000s of 404s on my real estate site from my indexible IDX (houses that were for sale, googlebot indexed, and are now sold and not listed on my site anymore). Googlebot comes and checks those listings out every day and was regularly getting blocked from my site.</p><p>Obviously not what I am going for. So I&#8217;ve decreased the Check Period and increased the Error Threshold. For 99.9% of you I&#8217;m guessing you won&#8217;t have to do that. Unless you have a real estate site too.</p><p>As well, under the File Change detection, I exclude many directories under my wp-content directory. In particular my caching plugin&#8217;s cache folder and my uploads folder. I know that&#8217;s me and not some bot inserting malware. I don&#8217;t need to hear about it.</p><h3>Login Limits</h3><p>Everyone knows where to login to WordPress (although you can change that default with this plugin, see above &#8220;Hide Backend&#8221;). And its been demonstrated many times that WordPress isn&#8217;t immune to Brute Force attacks. That&#8217;s where login limits come in!</p><p>My typical password looks something like this: ]64Ysv&lt;LQ84bnHXZGe. I&#8217;m not typing that in. I copy and paste it in. Its going to be right the first time every time. I setup this page accordingly. I&#8217;ve got one chance to login or I&#8217;m locked out. You should setup these options in a way that works and makes sense for you.</p><h3>SSL</h3><p>If your server / host supports Secure Socket Layers this option is a no-brainer. If it doesn&#8217;t, then move along. Nothing else to see here!</p><h3>System Tweaks</h3><p>Another name for this option could be, &#8220;everything else&#8221;. Haha. But lots of great stuff in here. However, many of these options could cause problems else where, so make sure you test. Here&#8217;s how I setup my sites.</p><p><strong>Server Tweaks</strong></p><div id="attachment_924" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 610px"><img class="size-full wp-image-924" title="Better WP Security Server Tweaks" src="http://d2ip1fnf2mgjyv.cloudfront.net/zoolander/wp-content/uploads/better-wp-security-server-tweaks.png" alt="Screenshot of the Server Tweaks" width="600" height="583" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Using .htaccess to protect files and directories</p></div><p><strong>Header Tweaks</strong></p><p>You&#8217;ll probably know if you are needing Really Simple Discovery for your site.</p><div id="attachment_925" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 610px"><img class="size-full wp-image-925" title="Better WP Security Header Tweaks" src="http://d2ip1fnf2mgjyv.cloudfront.net/zoolander/wp-content/uploads/header-tweaks.png" alt="Screenshot of Better WP Security's Header Tweaks" width="600" height="370" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Header what?</p></div><p><strong>Dashboard &amp; Password Tweaks</strong></p><p><strong></strong>All pretty straight forward. You shouldn&#8217;t be letting people register on your site anyway unless there is a particular reason to do so.</p><div id="attachment_926" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 610px"><img class="size-full wp-image-926" title="Strong Passwords" src="http://d2ip1fnf2mgjyv.cloudfront.net/zoolander/wp-content/uploads/strong-passwords.png" alt="Screenshot. " width="600" height="549" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Crazy long passwords.</p></div><p><strong>Other Tweaks</strong></p><p>The miscellaneous section of the miscellaneous section. <strong>So random its probably illegal in the South.</strong> But some important stuff in here!</p><p>One note, on my none real estate sites&#8211;or on sites I don&#8217;t use special URLs for Google Analytics tracking&#8211;I have the &#8220;Prevent Long URL&#8221; box checked. Like on this site.</p><div id="attachment_928" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 610px"><img class="size-full wp-image-928" title="Other Tweaks" src="http://d2ip1fnf2mgjyv.cloudfront.net/zoolander/wp-content/uploads/other-tweaks.png" alt="Screenshot of the Other Tweaks" width="600" height="1123" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Wow. That&#39;s a long Screenshot.</p></div><h2>Step 6: Troubleshoot</h2><p>If you run into issues&#8211;and you might&#8211;<a title="Bit51 Forums" href="http://forums.bit51.com/topic/better-wp-security/" target="_blank">head on over to the plugin&#8217;s forum and ask your questions</a>. One of the reasons I love this plugin is because the author is very engaged with it.</p><p>That&#8217;s it! Go get a beer! We are all done here!</p><p>Think I missed something important? Let me know about it in the comments.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.sethneal.com/blog/the-zen-of-wordpress-security/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>3</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>New Year&#8217;s Resolutions: 2012 Edition</title><link>http://www.sethneal.com/blog/new-years-resolutions-2012-edition/</link> <comments>http://www.sethneal.com/blog/new-years-resolutions-2012-edition/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 00:11:19 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Seth Neal</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Personal Mission]]></category> <category><![CDATA[2012]]></category> <category><![CDATA[awesome]]></category> <category><![CDATA[New Year's Resolutions]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sethneal.com/?p=813</guid> <description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s 2012. The Bears won. And its looking really good Albert Ma is going to lose. I think I&#8217;m going to like 2012. Of course, as I look forward to a great 2012, I also reflect on 2011 and wonder what I can do differently to make 2012 better. That&#8217;s where these silly resolutions start [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s 2012.</p><p>The Bears won. And its looking really good <a title="Dear Shiva, that Sucktard Albert Ma Doesn’t Deserve You!" href="http://www.sethneal.com/blog/albert-ma-sucktard/">Albert Ma is going to lose</a>. <strong>I think I&#8217;m going to like 2012.</strong></p><p>Of course, as I look forward to a great 2012, I also reflect on 2011 and wonder what I can do differently to make 2012 better. That&#8217;s where these silly resolutions start to come into play.</p><h2>A Fresh Start</h2><blockquote><p>Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. ~Oscar Wilde</p></blockquote><p>Its always exciting at the chance to start fresh! <em>I&#8217;m guessing that&#8217;s how a million dollars feels&#8230;</em> but I have no first hand knowledge of that, so emphasis on the guessing part.</p><p>A new year means new beginnings. A chance to <strong>start being the people we want to be but who we clearly and empirically are not.</strong> I love this. Its like our collective better selves get together once a year and cheer, &#8220;hey, we can do this!&#8221;.</p><p><span id="more-813"></span></p><p>Its also sort of like Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny having a love child&#8230; or love animal. Or whatever would be the out come of such an affair and naming it New Year&#8217;s Resolution.</p><h2>The Elephant in the Room.</h2><p>I don&#8217;t have a problem with new year&#8217;s resolutions really. I think I may have actually met someone <em>once</em> who actually followed through with (part of) their resolution for (possibly as long as) a week.</p><p>But that&#8217;s the thing, right? <strong>These damn things just don&#8217;t work.</strong></p><p>Personally I stopped making them a few years back anyway. Not only do they not work, they also have the added benefit of making me look like a bigger liar and flake than I already am! Perfect. No wonder these things are so popular!</p><p>And when we get right down to it, <em>if I was going to start going to the gym, I&#8217;d already be going.</em> Same with that foreign language thing or the get organized thing or the whatever thing.</p><h2>So What&#8217;s a Guy to Do?</h2><div id="attachment_843" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 610px"><img class="size-full wp-image-843" title="Riesling Vine" src="http://d2ip1fnf2mgjyv.cloudfront.net/zoolander/wp-content/uploads/riesling-vine.jpg" alt="Just trimmed Riesling Vine" width="600" height="300" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Trimming up the Plant that Grows the Magical Fruit</p></div><p>But its a new year! A new start! Not making any resolutions is totally unsatisfying. And its akin to sending out a family update to all your friends proclaiming, &#8220;2011, our last great year!&#8221;. Unless, of course, I actually do have a million dollars forgotten away somewhere. Then&#8230;</p><p>I made an interesting observation today as I was out trimming my small vineyard. (And for those who haven&#8217;t seen it, I live in town, its SMALL). As a pretend vintner I&#8217;m a lot more concerned with the health and well being of my great producing vines than I am in the craptastic vines.</p><p>Those great vines&#8230; well, they are great. Really great. And I know they can be even better. They&#8217;ve shown their potential. And <strong>I&#8217;d rather spend my limited time and resources on making them the best than trying to make something bad, just okay or average.</strong></p><p>I&#8217;m shooting for blow your mind good. Not just better. Or good enough for government work.</p><p><em>Funny how that&#8217;s the exact opposite of my resolutions normally.</em> But not this year.</p><h2>2012 = Focusing on my Strengths</h2><p>(And ignoring my weaknesses.)</p><p>That&#8217;s my New Year&#8217;s Resolution.</p><p>I&#8217;m focusing on the things that make me great. Not the things that make me&#8230; well, less regrettable. In 2012, I&#8217;m bringing awesome back.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.sethneal.com/blog/new-years-resolutions-2012-edition/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Dear Shiva, that Sucktard Albert Ma Doesn&#8217;t Deserve You!</title><link>http://www.sethneal.com/blog/albert-ma-sucktard/</link> <comments>http://www.sethneal.com/blog/albert-ma-sucktard/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 19:45:53 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Seth Neal</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Fun]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Albert Ma]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Fantasy Football]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Sucktard]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sethneal.com/?p=818</guid> <description><![CDATA[Note: If the Title of this Post means nothing to you, cue up Netflix and catch up on Season&#8217;s 1 and 2 of The League. Please also note this post is categorized under &#8220;fun&#8221;.  So its come to this. The final weekend of the regular season. Of course, that can only  mean its championship weekend [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Note: If the Title of this Post means nothing to you, <a title="Netflix The League" href="http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/The_League/70157187" target="_blank">cue up Netflix</a> and catch up on Season&#8217;s 1 and 2 of <a title="The League" href="http://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/originals/theleague/" target="_blank">The League</a>. Please also note this post is categorized under &#8220;fun&#8221;. </em></p><p><strong>So its come to this.</strong> The final weekend of the regular season. Of course, that can only  mean its championship weekend for many fantasy football leagues.</p><p>Of course, this isn&#8217;t the first time I&#8217;ve written about fantasy football here. Or about <a title="A Campaign to Unfollow Albert Ma (@albear)" href="http://www.sethneal.com/blog/unfollow-albert-ma/">Albert Ma</a>.</p><h2>A little History on Albert Ma.</h2><p>Albert Ma cheated adoring mom, loving wife, and (relative) fantasy football newbie Karen Wilson in a midnight hour trade&#8211;the details of which are no longer important&#8211;the effects of which are still felt all over Boise. In summary, Albert Ma = Sucktard.<span id="more-818"></span></p><p>Earlier in the season, many of us thought <em>Justice might cooly bludgeon Albert&#8217;s fantasy hopes to death</em> when Karen (the victim of Albert&#8217;s cruel and calculating schemes) handed him <a title="Albert's Week 3 Loss" href="http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/160406/matchup?week=3&amp;mid1=1&amp;mid2=11" target="_blank">a week 3 BEATDOWN, 139 &#8211; 73</a>. Karma even took a stab at Albert&#8217;s fantasy football wet dream with steely effect with a devastating <a title="Albert's Week 7 Loss" href="http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/160406/matchup?week=7&amp;mid1=1&amp;mid2=5" target="_blank">week 7 loss, 136 &#8211; 60</a> to yours truly.</p><p>Albert Ma had set his course: sucktard island. Sailing alone, with a one-way ticket.</p><h2>Of course&#8230; Albert (thinks he) is a lady&#8217;s man.</h2><div id="attachment_824" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 610px"><img class="size-full wp-image-824 " title="Albert Ma" src="http://d2ip1fnf2mgjyv.cloudfront.net/zoolander/wp-content/uploads/albert-ma-sucktard.jpg" alt="Albert Ma of Boise, ID" width="600" height="300" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Albert Ma&#39;s mother had to pay these women to pose for one photo... after many drinks.</p></div><p><em>So Albert spent countless hours on fantasy football.</em> What I hoped was his sisyphean task. A cruel commissioner being dealt his consequence for cheating at the hands of Justice and Karma.</p><p>He ended the season with twice as many moves as anyone else in the league. Making perfect sense to those who know him, as <strong>he has half the life of anyone else in the league</strong>.</p><p>But of course, I wouldn&#8217;t be writing this post if something hadn&#8217;t gone horribly, horribly wrong. Some how Albert duped them into believing he should have a season (not the first women he&#8217;s duped&#8230; obviously). He strung together 6 straight desperate wins to end the regular season going on to <del>easily</del> barely making the playoffs.</p><h2>Enter our Heroine</h2><div id="attachment_827" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 610px"><img class="size-full wp-image-827 " title="Stacey: Heroine" src="http://d2ip1fnf2mgjyv.cloudfront.net/zoolander/wp-content/uploads/stacey-skrysak-heroine.jpg" alt="Stacey" width="600" height="300" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Unlike Albert, Stacey has many people who enjoy her company.</p></div><p>Like the rest of us, Stacey had no idea what kind of league Albert Ma had setup (one of pain and deception) when she joined. But unlike the 14 others in the league (including Karen and myself), <strong>Stacey has one last opportunity to deal Albert Ma (sucktard) a final and devastating loss in the championship game!</strong></p><p><em>Stacey = Justice and Karma now beotch!</em></p><p>Fatefully, today is the last day of 2011. Meaning tomorrow&#8217;s championship game will be decided on the first day of 2012. This isn&#8217;t coincidence my friends. This is fate!</p><p>If you care <strong>at all</strong> about 2012 being a great year, you&#8217;ll support Stacey in her attempt to vanquish Tyrant Albert Ma (who also goes by the name Kim Jong-Chill)!!</p><h2>Shivakamini Somakandarkram!!!!</h2><p>Friends, rise up against this oppressor! Call upon Stacey or Justice or Karma or Virtue or even Shiva herself to defeat this tyrant once and for all!!</p><p>The time is now!! <strong>THE TIME IS NOW!!!!</strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.sethneal.com/blog/albert-ma-sucktard/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Screw the Dallas Cowboys!</title><link>http://www.sethneal.com/blog/screw-the-dallas-cowboys/</link> <comments>http://www.sethneal.com/blog/screw-the-dallas-cowboys/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 18:52:44 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Seth Neal</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Rants]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Chicago Bears]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Dallas Cowboys]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sethneal.com/?p=808</guid> <description><![CDATA[If you know me, you know I have a certain affinity for the Chicago Bears. I have a deep love for all our Chicago Bears. And as a Bears fan, there are teams I &#8220;hate&#8221;. The Green Bay Packers come to mind. But this is the sort of hate you have for your brother who [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you know me, you know <strong>I have a certain affinity for the Chicago Bears</strong>. I have a deep love for all our Chicago Bears.</p><p>And as a Bears fan, there are teams I &#8220;hate&#8221;. <em>The Green Bay Packers come to mind.</em> But this is the sort of hate you have for your brother who picks on you every day after school. You hate his dumb ass; but he&#8217;s your brother&#8230; so you can&#8217;t really imagine life without him. Besides, you&#8217;re just going to get even the next time you get a chance anyway.</p><p>But then there are the other teams who aren&#8217;t in the family (AFC teams, non-NFC North teams). <strong>I hate them like I hate malaria in Africa.</strong> <em>I know I should hate them, but I don&#8217;t really think about them all that often.</em> Nor do I really care what they do unless we are playing them that week.</p><h2>Enter the anti-christ</h2><p>But every once in a while there&#8217;s special exception to this structure. <strong>Enter the Dallas Cowboys.</strong> Like everyone else in the NFL I didn&#8217;t like the Cowboys much when they were winning all those super bowls in the 90s. <em>But in the last 3 weeks I&#8217;ve grown to hate this team with a new passion.</em></p><p>As you may know, the Bears are on an epic 3 game losing streak against the pathetic AFC West. Its horrible.</p><p>But its the role 3 former Cowboys have played that has soured me forever on this team.<span id="more-808"></span></p><h2>Cowboy Curse?</h2><p><em>If you google &#8220;Cowboy Curse&#8221; there are over 4 million returned results!!</em></p><p>At the beginning of the season I was excited the Bears picked up 3 Cowboys who had been cut. Wide receiver Roy Williams, running back Marion Barber and special teams ace (WR) Sam Hurd.</p><p>Roy Williams, when he played for Martz in Detroit was the league&#8217;s best receiver. We needed a good receiver. Now, granted, when Roy went &#8220;home&#8221; to the Cowboys he looked horrible. But I was still excited.</p><p>Marion Barber is known as the &#8220;Barbarian&#8221;. He&#8217;s a beast by any man&#8217;s measure. He&#8217;d make the perfect compliment to our stud, Matt Forte I thought.</p><p>And Sam Hurd was brought in to replace Rashied Davis who was a great special teamer and overall great guy. We needed a new special team ace and Hurd fit the bill.</p><h3>Then it all went wrong.</h3><p>After beating the San Diego Chargers and losing our starting QB Jay Cutler most Bears fans were still feeling optimistic. We were playing 3 more games against the Raiders, Chiefs and Broncos.</p><p>The Raiders lost was tough. A game that could have been won if we hadn&#8217;t turned the ball over 3 times in the first half. Our defense was just epic.</p><p>The Chiefs lost, though, was devastating. Not only did we lose our best offensive weapon, Matt Forte. We had several opportunities to win the game. Including two opportunities involving Barber (who didn&#8217;t line up on the line of scrimmage and thus had a TD called back) and Williams (who let a ball pass through both hands in the end zone). It was rough.</p><p>The Broncos lost capped off this 3 week nightmare. Again Marion Barber cost us the game and Roy Williams didn&#8217;t live up to expectations. And we got Tebowed. Ugh!</p><h3>And then there was Sam Hurd.</h3><p><a title="Sam Hurd Drug Charges" href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/chi-report-bears-receiver-hurd-arrested-on-drug-charges-20111215,0,461077.story" target="_blank">Yesterday Sam Hurd was arrested for felony drug charges.</a> He didn&#8217;t buy a bunch of blow for a big party either. He wanted to be a player and sell. What an ass. And, again, a Cowboy.</p><p>This is the curse of the Cowboys coming down hard on the Chicago Bears my friends.</p><p>How about them Cowboys? Screw &#8216;em!</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.sethneal.com/blog/screw-the-dallas-cowboys/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>4</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Imagine There&#8217;s No BCS</title><link>http://www.sethneal.com/blog/imagine-theres-no-bcs/</link> <comments>http://www.sethneal.com/blog/imagine-theres-no-bcs/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 20:47:53 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Seth Neal</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Rants]]></category> <category><![CDATA[BCS]]></category> <category><![CDATA[College Football]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sethneal.com/?p=776</guid> <description><![CDATA[Its easy if you try. No polls to discuss. No one left standing to cry. Imagine all the fans happy cheering today. Playoffs? PLAYOFFS?! One of my first posts on this blog was about the BCS. See, I went to a school where we found out who had the best football team on the field. [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Its easy if you try.</p><p>No polls to discuss.</p><p>No one left standing to cry.</p><p>Imagine all the fans happy cheering today.</p><h2>Playoffs? PLAYOFFS?!</h2><p><a title="The BCS…" href="http://www.sethneal.com/blog/the-bcs/">One of my first posts on this blog was about the BCS.</a></p><p>See, I went to a school where we found out who had the best football team on the field. <a title="University of Montana Griz" href="http://www.umt.edu/home/athletics/" target="_blank">The University of Montana Grizzlies</a> play in the <em>NCAA Football <strong>Championship</strong> Subdivision</em> as opposed to that vile fiend your team likely plays in know as the <em>NCAA Football <strong>Bowl</strong> Subdivision</em>. You know, the one that gets to play in all those bowl games.</p><p>I can understand your love for these bowl games. I mean, who doesn&#8217;t get a little amped up to watch the <a title="http://www.kraftbowl.org/" href="http://www.kraftbowl.org/" target="_blank">Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl</a> or the <a title="http://www.littlecaesarspizzabowl.com/" href="http://www.littlecaesarspizzabowl.com/" target="_blank">Little Caesars Pizza Bowl</a> or especially the <a title="http://www.stpetersburgbowl.com/" href="http://www.stpetersburgbowl.com/" target="_blank">Beef &#8216;O&#8217; Brady&#8217;s Bowl</a>?<span id="more-776"></span></p><p>But all I see is dirty, corrupt, inglorious money.</p><p>Don&#8217;t tell me your version of college football is about who&#8217;s best or the student athletes or (gag) tradition. Its not. <strong>Its about the money.</strong></p><p>And not money for the schools. Or even the football programs. But money for <a title="BCS Governance" href="http://www.bcsfootball.org/news/story?id=4809846" target="_blank">the fat cats who run this vile wretch you (clearly must) love, the BCS</a>.</p><h2>But I&#8217;m Getting Off Topic</h2><p>Imagine&#8211;if you can&#8211;imagine a playoff.</p><p>In the Football Championship Subdivision we have <strong>a 20 team playoff</strong>. It used to be a 4 team, and then an 8 team and then, just recently a 16 team playoff. And it works really simply.</p><p>The 10 <strong>conference champions all get automatic bids</strong>. It doesn&#8217;t matter if you are in a good conference or a bad one. If you beat everyone in your conference you&#8217;re in. Its that simple.</p><p>Then, there are <strong>10 at large bids</strong>. These go to the other good teams who didn&#8217;t win their division. Not much politics, just <em>the next best 10 teams</em>.</p><p>Thanksgiving weekend is usually when the bottom 8 teams play each other. Then, after that we have a 4 week 16 team tournament.</p><p>Its glorious.</p><h2>No really, imagine&#8230;</h2><p>I&#8217;ve heard rumors there&#8217;s actually a few who want a playoff in the Football Bowl Subdivision. Some call for a 4 team, some an 8.</p><p>Yawn.</p><p><strong>Lets imagine a 20 team playoff</strong> like the Football Championship Subdivision.</p><p>That would give us 11 automatic bids.</p><p>Atlantic Coast Conference: 15th ranked <strong>Clemson</strong><br /> Big East Conference: 23rd ranked <strong>West Virginia</strong><br /> Big Ten Conference: 10th ranked <strong>Wisconsin</strong><br /> Big 12 Conference: 3rd ranked <strong>Oklahoma State</strong><br /> Pacific 12 Conference: 5th ranked <strong>Oregon</strong><br /> South East Conference: 1st ranked <strong>LSU</strong><br /> Conference USA: 21st ranked <strong>Southern Miss</strong><br /> Mid-America Conference: unranked <strong>Northern Illinois</strong><br /> Mountain West Conference: 18th ranked <strong>TCU</strong><br /> Sun Belt Conference: unranked <strong>Arkansas State</strong><br /> Western Athletic Conference: unranked <strong>Louisiana Tech</strong></p><p><em>Now, before you bemoan the fact that 5 of these 11 teams aren&#8217;t even in the top 20, <strong>shut up</strong>.</em> You want to keep the BCS? Bottom line, you win your conference you have the right to see if you can win a national championship.</p><p>Having EVERY conference champion go also has benefit of having conferences THAT MAKE %$#&amp;@!&amp; SENSE! People have little reason to move conferences other than geography. What a novel idea.</p><h2>Imagine&#8230; The at-large Bids</h2><p>Now we have 9 at large bids to fill. And we simply take the 9 best teams available. Period.</p><p>#2 <strong>Alabama</strong><br /> #4 <strong>Stanford</strong><br /> #6 <strong>Arkansas</strong><br /> #7 <strong>Boise State</strong><br /> #8 <strong>Kansas State</strong><br /> #9 <strong>South Carolina</strong><br /> #11 <strong>Virginia Tech</strong><br /> #12 <strong>Baylor</strong><br /> #13 <strong>Michigan</strong> (which without BCS politics probably would be Oklahoma&#8230; but&#8230;)</p><p>Now, I ask you BCS lover, <strong>who in the nation has a legitimate right for a chance to play for a national title that isn&#8217;t listed above?</strong></p><p>Who? Seriously, I&#8217;m asking. Who?</p><h2>Now comes the fun part! Playoffs!</h2><p>Its the playoffs. We have <em>5 weekends of GREAT college football</em>. <em>19 total match ups</em>. And most importantly, <strong>1 National Champion</strong>.</p><p>Admittedly, this would be way cooler as a graphic. If you want to do that for this cause, <a title="Contact" href="http://www.sethneal.com/contact/" target="_blank">let me know</a>.</p><h3>Nov 26th: The Thanksgiving Weekend Bottom 8</h3><p>Game 1: Northern Illinois at Michigan in the big house.  Since we need a winner, we take <strong>Michigan at home</strong>.</p><p>Game 2: Arkansas State at Clemson.  <strong>Clemson wins</strong>.</p><p>Game 3: Louisiana Tech at TCU. <strong>TCU wins</strong>.</p><p>Game 4: West Virginia at Southern Miss in the weekends only ranked matchup. <strong>West Virginia wins</strong>.</p><h3>Dec 2nd &amp; 3rd: The Big BCS FU</h3><h4>Friday, December 2nd</h4><p>Game 1: #9 South Carolina at #8 Kansas State. <strong>South Carolina wins</strong>.</p><p>Game 2: #13 Michigan at #4 Stanford. <strong>Stanford wins</strong>.</p><p>Game 3: #11 Virginia Tech at #6 Arkansas. <strong>Arkansas wins</strong>.</p><p>Game 4:  #18 TCU at #2 Alabama.<strong> Alabama wins</strong>.</p><h4>Saturday, December 3rd</h4><p>Game 5: #10 Wisconsin at #7 Boise State University. <strong>BSU wins.</strong></p><p>Game 6: #15 Clemson at #3 Oklahoma State. <strong>Oklahoma State wins.</strong></p><p>Game 7: #12 Baylor at  #5 Oregon. <strong>Oregon wins.</strong></p><p>Game 8: #23 West Virginia at #1 LSU. <strong>LSU wins.</strong></p><p>Just take a moment and let these two days of glory sink in. <strong>Friday would be declared a national holiday.</strong> It would be glorious.</p><h3>Dec 10th: Upset weekend</h3><p>Of course, one thing you should know about any playoff. <strong>Its rarely the highest ranked teams that go all the way.</strong></p><p>Game 1: #9 South Carolina at #1 LSU. <strong>Of course, LSU is very good and wins.</strong> <img src='http://d2ip1fnf2mgjyv.cloudfront.net/zoolander/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /></p><p>Game 2: #5 Oregon at #4 Stanford. <strong>Stanford wins.</strong></p><p>Game 3: #7 Boise State at #2 Alabama. <strong>Boise State wins.</strong></p><p>Game 4: #6 Arkansas at #3 Oklahoma State. <strong>Oklahoma State wins.</strong></p><p><strong>Honestly, what game here DON&#8217;T you want to watch?</strong> Oh, you love the BCS match ups? Great, have fun.</p><h3>Dec 17th: The Final Four</h3><p>Game 1: #4 Stanford at #1 LSU. <strong>LSU wins.</strong></p><p>Game 2: #7 Boise State at #3 Oklahoma State. <strong>Oklahoma State wins.</strong></p><h3>Dec 24th: Christmas Eve.</h3><p>Come on people. Its Christmas Eve. How about we let these student athletes enjoy time with their families?</p><h3>Dec 31st: New Years Eve National Championship Game!</h3><p>Now, I might actually stay up on New Years Eve!! Lets do this thing!</p><p><strong>#3 Oklahoma State takes on #1 LSU in Texas Stadium for the national championship.</strong> In triple overtime, just before mid-night in whatever time zone I happen to be in #3 Oklahoma State stuns #1 LSU to win the first legitimate national title in NCAA football history!!</p><p><strong>Congratulations Cowboys! You&#8217;re national champions!</strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.sethneal.com/blog/imagine-theres-no-bcs/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Its the 4th Quarter, and we are in trouble&#8230;</title><link>http://www.sethneal.com/blog/its-the-4th-quarter-and-we-are-in-trouble/</link> <comments>http://www.sethneal.com/blog/its-the-4th-quarter-and-we-are-in-trouble/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 17:11:05 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Seth Neal</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Reflections]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Chicago Bears]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sethneal.com/?p=772</guid> <description><![CDATA[If you know me, you may know I&#8217;m a big Chicago Bears fan. Simply put, they are the greatest professional sports franchise in America. But we are in trouble in 2011. First, Jay Cutler goes down with a broken thumb. 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Shit.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.sethneal.com/blog/its-the-4th-quarter-and-we-are-in-trouble/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>11-11-11</title><link>http://www.sethneal.com/blog/11-11-11/</link> <comments>http://www.sethneal.com/blog/11-11-11/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 18:11:31 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Seth Neal</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Fun]]></category> <category><![CDATA[0011000100110001]]></category> <category><![CDATA[11-11-11]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sethneal.com/?p=747</guid> <description><![CDATA[01001110 01110101 01101101 01100010 01100101 01110010 01110011 00100000 01101000 01101111 01101100 01100100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110011 01110000 01100101 01100011 01101001 01100001 01101100 00100000 01100110 01100001 01110011 01100011 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110100 01101001 01101111 01101110 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110100 01101000 00100000 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<dc:creator>Seth Neal</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Reflections]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Apple]]></category> <category><![CDATA[obituary]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Steve Jobs]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sethneal.com/?p=711</guid> <description><![CDATA[Steve Jobs died today. I&#8217;m not sure this is necessarily going to be one of those &#8220;where were you when you heard Steve Jobs died&#8221; sort of things or not. But I know I&#8217;ll always remember. I had just finished dinner, grabbed my iPhone and read this tweet. My heart immediately sunk. I went to Apple&#8217;s homepage to see this. &#8220;Damn. [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-719" title="Steve Jobs" src="http://d2ip1fnf2mgjyv.cloudfront.net/zoolander/wp-content/uploads/steve-jobs.png" alt="Image of Steve Jobs" width="300" height="400" />Steve Jobs died today.</p><p>I&#8217;m not sure this is necessarily going to be one of those &#8220;where were you when you heard Steve Jobs died&#8221; sort of things or not. But I know I&#8217;ll always remember. I had just finished dinner, grabbed my iPhone and <a title="Twitter" href="http://twitter.com/#!/nwfoodette/status/121733467233984512" target="_blank">read this tweet</a>.</p><p>My heart immediately sunk.</p><p>I went to Apple&#8217;s homepage <a title="Apple.com Screenshot October 5, 2011" href="http://www.sethneal.com/sandbox/ss/apple-dot-com-screenshot-oct-5-2011.png" target="_blank">to see this</a>.</p><p>&#8220;Damn. Too soon.&#8221; That is all I could think.</p><h3>My History with Apple</h3><p>Apple Computer is one of those companies that has always been in my life. In 1980 I went to kindergarden in rural Montana to find one Apple II Plus in the classroom. The first time the school had ever had a computer and certainly the first time I&#8217;d ever seen one.<span id="more-711"></span></p><p>I only bought one non-Apple computer (a &#8220;PC&#8221;) in the 30 years since. It lasted less than a year.</p><p>But I didn&#8217;t order my Apple Fanboy card until after Steve Jobs returned to the company.</p><h3>3 Lessons I&#8217;ve learned from Steve Jobs</h3><p><strong>1. Popular Opinions Don&#8217;t Mean &amp;^%$</strong></p><p>When Steve Jobs returned to Apple in 1997 the company launched the famous Think Different campaign.</p><blockquote><p>&#8220;Here’s to the crazy ones. The rebels. The troublemakers. The ones who see things differently. While some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.&#8221;</p></blockquote><p>What a message. It was powerful and inspring; especially as someone who had just left home and was off to explore the world.</p><p>And it was vintage Jobs. The year before he was pushed from Apple his company aired the most famous ad in television, <a title="Apple's 1984" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYecfV3ubP8" target="_blank">1984</a>.</p><p>And Jobs always believed it was his mission to tell us what we wanted. Not the other way around.</p><p>He had no time for the guru&#8217;s or experts or naysayers. He knew what was right. And #$%&amp; you if you&#8217;re too dumb to get it.</p><p>Its rare to be able to listen to your inner voice when everyone else is telling you to go in another direction.</p><p><strong>2. Beauty Matters</strong></p><p>This is the wrong title; but its something like that.</p><p>Making art is important. And everything else follows it. Function. Profit. Good business sense.</p><p>I have no doubt that Steve Jobs saw himself as an artist before he saw himself as many things. Beauty mattered to Steve Jobs. Whether it be the software or the hardware, it had to be beautiful. Not just ascetically, but also functionally.</p><p>I bought my first non-Apple computer just a few months before Steve Jobs returned as CEO of the company. There was nothing special about this Compaq laptop. Nothing inspiring. After Jobs returned he released the iMac and then the PowerMac G3.</p><p>They were beautiful. And after I ordered <a title="PowerMac G3 Blue and White" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_Macintosh_G3_(Blue_%26_White)" target="_blank">the PowerMac G3</a> I stood stunned at the box alone upon arrival.</p><p>But its beauty was also in its simplicity. There was this door that opened the side of the computer where I could access everything. No screws. No screwdrivers. No scratches. Just&#8230; a door.</p><p>Anyone can pick up an Apple device and it just works. That&#8217;s beautiful.</p><p><strong>3. Follow Your Dreams</strong></p><p>As far as I know, Steve Jobs has only once just talked about life publicly. In 2005 at Stanford University Jobs gave <a title="Steve Jobs Commencement Address" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF8uR6Z6KLc" target="_blank">the commencement address</a>. The year before he had been diagnosed with the cancer that I&#8217;m assuming lead to his death today.</p><p>His message was simple. Life is too damn short to live someone else&#8217;s life. Follow your path. Follow your dreams.</p><p>Its so cliché.</p><p>But here was a man who did exactly that and changed the world. How could you not listen?</p><p>I&#8217;m still trying to listen.</p><p>Steve&#8230; ugh! You will be missed.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.sethneal.com/blog/steve-jobs/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>The First Time is Magical</title><link>http://www.sethneal.com/blog/the-first-time-is-magical/</link> <comments>http://www.sethneal.com/blog/the-first-time-is-magical/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 22:21:39 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Seth Neal</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Reflections]]></category> <category><![CDATA[5 Minutes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[creator]]></category> <category><![CDATA[first impressions]]></category> <category><![CDATA[first time]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Sloan Churman]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sethneal.com/?p=688</guid> <description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been a bit self reflective recently, I admit. I&#8217;m not sure what the deal is, hopefully not cancer of the brain or something. Whatever is going on I ended up watching this video 4 times today. Its making the rounds on the interwebs. The video is of Sloan Churman, a 29 year old woman [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<span class='embed-youtube' style='text-align:center; display: block;'><iframe class='youtube-player' type='text/html' width='600' height='335' src='http://www.youtube.com/embed/LsOo3jzkhYA?version=3&amp;rel=0&amp;fs=1&amp;showsearch=0&amp;showinfo=1&amp;iv_load_policy=1&amp;wmode=transparent' frameborder='0'></iframe></span><p>I&#8217;ve been a bit self reflective recently, I admit. I&#8217;m not sure what the deal is, hopefully not cancer of the brain or something.</p><p>Whatever is going on I ended up watching this video 4 times today. Its making the rounds on the interwebs. The video is of Sloan Churman, a 29 year old woman who is recorded as she hears ANYTHING for the very first time. Its truly an inspiring experience to watch.<span id="more-688"></span></p><h3>The First Time is Special</h3><p>Its a gift to be able to see things with fresh eyes and with a new perspective. Too often we get distracted by what we already know to look for what we don&#8217;t. Its hard, I admit (again).</p><p>But that&#8217;s one of the things that make sunsets so special. You can see a new one everyday even though its the same event. Same set of characters. Same circumstances. But its always an outcome that has some unique qualities to it.</p><p>I need more of that in my life.</p><h3>The First Time Matters</h3><p>I&#8217;ve come to a point in my life where my &#8220;firsts&#8221; come farther and farther apart from each other. The result is I&#8217;ve begin to lose that wonder that we experience when we do those things for the very first time. Life even becomes a bit drab. Or at least it can. And that everyday wonder I should have is robbed from me.</p><p>Its those firsts that remind me&#8211;us&#8211;that life matters. And that life is full of surprises. And I should look for those everyday; not just some days or one day soon.</p><p>Of course there is something to be said for seconds and thirds too. A lot to be said actually; but its the magic and wonder of the first time that makes it special even if it doesn&#8217;t make it practical.</p><h3><span style="font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal;"> </span></h3> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.sethneal.com/blog/the-first-time-is-magical/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Take 5 Minutes</title><link>http://www.sethneal.com/blog/take-5-minutes/</link> <comments>http://www.sethneal.com/blog/take-5-minutes/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 16:16:06 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Seth Neal</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Personal Mission]]></category> <category><![CDATA[5 Minutes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[awesome]]></category> <category><![CDATA[creator]]></category> <category><![CDATA[personality types]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sethneal.com/?p=594</guid> <description><![CDATA[One of my less endearing qualities (although I admit I have many) is impatience. Its never done fast enough. I&#8217;m never there soon enough. And I&#8217;m always getting ticked off about it. I&#8217;m Getting Impatient But the truth is, its usually done fast enough. I&#8217;m always there soon enough. And I&#8217;m getting mad for no [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_595" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 610px"><img class="size-full wp-image-595  " title="Boise Sun Set" src="http://d2ip1fnf2mgjyv.cloudfront.net/zoolander/wp-content/uploads/boise-sun-set.jpg" alt="Sun Set in Boise, ID" width="600" height="200" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Worth 5 Minutes? Yep.</p></div><p>One of my less endearing qualities (although I admit I have many) is impatience. Its never done fast enough. I&#8217;m never there soon enough. And I&#8217;m always getting ticked off about it.</p><h3>I&#8217;m Getting Impatient</h3><p>But the truth is, its usually done fast enough. I&#8217;m always there soon enough. And I&#8217;m getting mad for no good reason.</p><p>So I&#8217;m done. I&#8217;m getting impatient with my impatience. And I have an action step. Or at least a first step.</p><p>I&#8217;m taking 5 minutes. <span id="more-594"></span></p><h3>Its Always Worth It</h3><p>Is there anything that isn&#8217;t worth taking 5 minutes for? I&#8217;m sure there is. Of course there is. Right?</p><p>But I don&#8217;t care. I&#8217;m going to take 5 minutes.</p><p>My neighbor wants to talk (again)? I&#8217;m going to take 5 minutes instead of blowing him off.</p><p>My friend wants to tell me one more story (again)? I&#8217;m going to take 5 minutes to listen.</p><p>I see a beautiful sunset? I&#8217;m taking 5 minutes to pull over and take that picture.</p><h3>I&#8217;m Going to Take 5 Minutes</h3><p>So effective immediately, I&#8217;ll be Taking 5 Minutes.</p><p>5 Minutes to pull over and take that picture.</p><p>5 Minutes to go look at the monkey&#8217;s in the trees (that don&#8217;t exist) down by the river with my 3 year old.</p><p>5 Minutes to sit down and give my wife my undivided attention when she asks for it.</p><p>5 Minutes to stop what I&#8217;m doing to do that thing that&#8217;s not as urgent, but probably more important.</p><p>No doubt this idea probably won&#8217;t change my life. But hopefully it&#8217;ll make it just a little better.</p><p>Is it hard for you to take 5 minutes out of your day to do the small things?</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.sethneal.com/blog/take-5-minutes/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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